For the wife.
I needed kilts on my dash and did not know it.
Sorrynotsorry. It’s totally for the kilts. Totally…
Holy fuck kilts…
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
this is the best post
All my photos
Turkish Oil Wrestling
I’ll be in my bunk.
i’d become a dedicated sports fan if this were on american tv
inuyasha + name meanings (1/2)
I am the Welder, with my sonic knife, saying “I do. I can bring that.”
I am the Insurer and with my sonic ring, I say, “Thank you!”
I am the High School Biology Teacher and with my sonic pen, I say, “My voice is squeaking!”
I am the professor, and with my sonic mug I say, “Hey darlin’! I’m taking tomorrow off :p but that means I can come see you! Is it cool for me to come by in the earlish afternoon? We can nap and snuggle and then go to [Boyfriend #2]’s for movie time.”
…I write very verbose text messages.
I am The Housewife, I have a sonic blanket, and my catch phrase is, “You two are super cute! :D”
I am the engineer, I have a sonic dragon (frick yeah) and my catchphrase is “I hate your gooshy line and sinker lovey dovey nonsense”. Yep, sounds about right.
I did this for my mom too and she is the Nurse, has a sonic scarf, and her catchphrase is “Is Oliver here?”
I am the Teacher, with my sonic brush, saying “What’s your neighborhood?”
I am the Chocolatier, and with my sonic nail file, I say “No no, that was not a “please cancel your plans for me,” no no no.”
I am the Master.
I am not kidding. My object is a damned Hammond Electric Organ. And my catchphrase is “My cellphone was stolen last week and I haven’t gotten it replaced yet so I can’t read off my last text.”
I am The Lawyer, with my sonic remote control and my catchphrase, “Just your fabulous selves.”
I am the Potter, with my sonic cellphone and my catchphrase “Alright, just let me turn this piece of shit on!”