Got super discouraged by people calling animals the wrong name today, so I decided it was about time to post this little gem I’ve been sitting on for a while.
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
JFC!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!! \m/ \m/ \m/ ALL THE AWARDS!!!!!!!
This is my new favorite thing and my favorite things are better than Oprah’s so yeah this must be pretty great
Whatever you think it is, it’s not it. It’s aBOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER OH MY FUCKING GOD
Fill this according to you and reblog so your followers can know you!
1. State your name: Adriana
2. State the name that your parents almost named you. I don’t really know. My sister named me. She wanted me to have the same initials as her, so… That’s all I know.
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? My dad, my sister, and my uncle.
4. What was your first job? I was a child slave at my family’s pottery -.- not joking.
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? No, but it’s still Monday, so…
6. Do you miss your ex? Nope.
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark chocolate, unf
8. Do people praise you for your looks? My dad lol
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? Green, black, white,
10. How do you wear your makeup? Usually I go for a simple “clean” look, but I normally don’t wear make up, unless I have too many pimples.
11. What are some of your nicknames? Anny, Deedee, Bitch, etc
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Three
13. How many bathrooms? One
14. Do you have a job? No. I
15. Do you have a car? No D:
16. Do you work out every week? I walk around a lot carrying a crapload of books, does that count?
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Ye… no. I forget sometimes.
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Hmm… yes.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? When I was little I was a pretty good singer. Then puberty happened.
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? Bikini. I don’t really care if people don’t like looking at my fat ass, I want to get tanned and I enjoy the feeling of sea water and sun on my belleh
21. Do you like your eyes? I like their shape, but their color annoys me, because they always look brown on pictures, but they’re hazelm, and on rainy days they look green. Mine are the eyes of a liar.
22. Do you think you are pretty? No. I also don’t care, most days.
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My academic “goddaughter”
24. How much money is in your checking account? None. I’m broke as fuck.
25. Are you single? Yes
26. Do you want kids? I don’t know, I think I don’t? Most children annoy the living hell out of me, I think having one or two pestering me and disturbing my time alone every day would drive me fucking nuts.
27. Tell me what your backpack looks like: I don’t have a backpack…
28. What celebrity do you think is hot? Benadryl Camerasnatch, Dylan O’Brian, Tyler Hoechlin… in that order.
29. Last movie you saw in theatres: I don’t even know, man. It’s been a really long time. As I said, broke as fuck.
30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Nope, single.31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? No. At least I think he didn’t. Wouldn’t be surprised if he did. Douchebag.
32. Have you ever cheated? No…
33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a J? Yes
34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Reading, Reddit, Tumblr.
35: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you reblogged this from? I do, and nah. You seem nince, but I don’t know you.
36: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? I’m really bad at answering questions like this. I don’t know? My goddaughter is always giving me little handmade things, and sweets, and writing cute things. Janie writes me some lovely things too, and so does my godmother. My sister tried to buy me a 50€ book when she was completely broke just to cheer me up. My dad would make the earth start spinning the other way around just to make me happy. My dod tries to kill people when he thinks I need to be protected. Yeah, my dog wins. Gotta love that loveable asshole.
37: Who was the last person you texted? Ana bby <3
excuse me while i laugh for a thousand years
*~all jump on the jorts train~*
you long-legged bastard
